In today’s real estate market, I figure every little thing you do will make a difference.

Over the last few weeks, I’ve dusted, cleaned, de-cluttered, purged, de-gayed and hired one heck of a real estate agent.

Sometimes, you just need to do more.  Today I did just that.  I took a step back and embraced my roots.  Google set me on the path to salvation and all things Catholic.

I ordered my St. Joseph statue and guide book tonight.  Saturday I will find a worthy plant  so St. Joseph can take his place on the patio, buried upside down, facing the condo.

St. Joseph, I pray for your safe and speedy delivery.

Your humble servant